5 July 2010, 9:05 am
I posted a question about why people from Florida always claim they are from somewhere else even if they have lived here most of their lives, I'm from NJ and had some theories about Floridians having a certain sense of shame or inferiority complex when it comes to where they are from.....I got some moronic responses from a few people and went back to edit the orginal question....just wanted to post it up again in case those numbskulls didn't get a chance to read it. to claim another place as their home. I'm no exception but I just moved down here from New Jersey....I dont know the area that well and I'll tell people I'm from NJ. But every single person I meet, this one 19 year old chick was like yeah I'm from Arizona, so I'm like that's cool how long you been in Florida....she is like 12 years!!!!! How can you be claiming Az when you have lived more than half your life in this $hithole.....then another perosn from claimed to be from Pennslyvania when lived down here like 20 years. An every single person who actually owns up to being a Floridian does so with a certain level of shame, always. Its definitly nothing to be proud and I'm pretty sure I would be embarassed being from this whack *** state myself but at least own up to it. I was born in England, moved to New York when I was like 2, was raised out in NJ but I would never claim the UK or NY.....or even NJ now that I happen to be stuck in this country-***, classless marshland.....anyone asks I say I live in Florida, only temporarily, thank god, I'm getting out of here and never looking back the first chance I get. I just wonder if this is common with undesirable places....like people are also the same way when it comes to whack places like Utah or Arkansas....what do you think? 1 hour ago - 4 days left to answer. Additional Details Broken vampiress or whoever you are, spoken like a true untraveled, unworldly, piece of Floridian trash....you say hello? Well hello dummy, people come here to exploit it, vacation for a while then get the hell back to real society...baseball teams use it to train, disneyworld set up shop so they could make money all year 50 minutes ago As far as NJ being the armpit, I'd much rather be the armpit than the uncircumcised crooked penis of the country. NJ has infinitly better beaches and the best boardwalk in the world, and thats FL's only claim to fame, their beaches and we got them beat, on top of which we have legalized gambling, 30 minutes to NY arguably america's best city and 30 minutes to Philly which not only houses the declaration of independence but the constitution as well, we got culture coming out the ***, not to mention america's top university. You cant compare the two, we have you losers beat at every angle. 25 minutes ago And as far as any significant person coming out of Florida, they all hate it...Johnny Depp is from here and left as soon as he could claiming it was like the town in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, nothing ever happens and will never happen...and thats all you have unless you want to include losers like Tosh.0 who quoted Florida as being"hot, flat, and dumb" Now Jersey not only has stars we have superstars, Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholsen, Frank Sinatra...and they all love NJ. Not to mention where Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb and Albert Einstein did his most important work. Florida is designed for morons who do not want to think, ;lain and simple, everything is packaged for convenience, its like a fast food state, dont get me wrong, its great to come here for a week get wild and party but once you leave your skidmark on this hot, unpleasnatly, humid, arachnid swarming, hurricane riddled mess its time to get the hell out. 15 minutes ago Only a brain dead philistine totally devoid of any imagination and personality would want to call this place home and be proud. This is the kind of place where all those to Catch a Predator shows are filmed..the kind of rancid environment that produces putrid filth like Aileen Wournos. I wish a hurricane would wipe this embarassment off the map. 12 minutes ago I wouldn't even think twice about this hole if I didn't get stuck down here...and why did I get stuck down here...because the morons who inhabit this mockery to the democratic process helped get that genius George Bush elected not once but twice and totally destroyed the fabric of our society and economy. The people of Florida should be stoned in the streets, they're shameless. If they had a shred of dignity they would realize their folly and hang their sloped-browed heads in shame. Wha a collection of @$$holes. 7 minutes ago I can't seem to stop...there is just too much fodder. The girls down here are beyond easy, to the point where even me a guy in my 20s finds it disgusting. Every 19-20 year old girl is already turned out, either has kids already, or is pregnant, sometimes even married and divorced...totally classless. The roads along with city planning must have been done by a person who was fuctionally retarded.....there are so many accidents, people careening around on motorcycles getting killed left and right, which is alright by me, smite that grime off the earth....the architecture is dull and often tacky...the school system is a joke...I worked with a substiute teacher at a part-time job and this bitch was barely literate. TRhe list goes on and on. Some more comments from winners....seeing that football player avatar picture the guy who says hes from Italy...your clearly a moron, go kill yourself....and as far as gtting the hell out, just counting the days slave.... Read More »